001. What's with your shirt?!
A: who cares? what's with your brain?! :))

002. Your boyfriend is in love with me.
A: I don`t even have a boyfriend. haha

003. You're so feeling close!
A: okay, and you? /:)

004. OMG, your grades are so low!
A: fine. haha

005. I'm prettier than you.
A: sure, because I'm MUCH PRETTIER.

006. I'm in love with your brother.
A: weh?

007. Aren't you that janitor I saw in my school?
A: really? dami na palang magandang janitor ngayon.

008. The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
A: sure, your face looks like one.

009. I know how to please a girl, babe.
A: really. /:)

010. Ew, you like that gay guy?!
A: I USED TO. :| =))

011. You're so poor.
A: and so are you.

012. You're too ugly to be alive!
A: thank you, and same to you. =))

013. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.
A: let's have some fun this beat is sick. :))

014. Pretend your my girlfriend, I'm making my crush jealous.
A: gaha. funneh :|

015. Stop running from the truth!
A: I'm trying to.

016. Put the chocolate in the bag!
A: ayoko nga. ;))

017. Your best friend died yesterday.
A: really? she's with me. 24/7

018. When you see my face, hope it gives you hell!
A: I KNOW RIGHT~!

019. I'm trying to erase you from my mind.
A: gusto mo eraser? =))

020. I love you and that's all I really know.
A: If you're _____, sure. :P